Sahur's Chicken Jockey Ques
About Sahur's Chicken Jockey Ques
Dude, you awake? I can't sleep, it's like 11 PM and I'm still thinking about Sahur's Chicken Jockey Ques. Remember how that guy described it? "Outrageous beat 'em up, baby zombie on a fearless chicken, fighting internet icons." Honestly, that explanation was so wrong. It's like describing pizza as "bread with toppings." Yeah, technically true, but you're missing the whole point, the cheesy goodness, the way the crust is just right.
This game is like that. I started playing it expecting some dumb button masher, you know? Like, okay, I'm a zombie baby, I'm on a chicken, whatever. But then I got to the second stage, "Meme Alley," and there's these giant, like, sentient cat memes with laser eyes. And I'm trying to punch them, right? But my punches are tiny! And the chicken, Sahur, he's just kinda running around. I was so confused.
But then I accidentally hit the special move button, and Sahur did this crazy "Feather Flurry" spin kick, and it actually reflected the cat's laser eyes back at it! I was like, WHOA. That's when it clicked. This isn't just a beat 'em up where you mash. It's like, a puzzle game disguised as a beat 'em up, but with a chicken. Your chicken isn't just a ride, your chicken IS the weapon, and you're like the tiny brain on top.
The sound effects too! Every time Sahur does his special "Cluck Slam," it's this ridiculously deep "BOK-BOK-BOOOOM!" that makes me laugh every single time. And the way the little zombie baby, his name is Zippy btw, like, clings on for dear life when Sahur dashes, it's just so cute and funny. I don't usually like games where you have to think too much about combos, but this just feels so natural. Like, you're not just fighting, you're *jockeying*.
I ended up playing for like three hours straight without even realizing it. I looked at the clock and it was almost 2 AM. I even told my sister about it this morning, and she's not even into games like this. But it's just... fun. Really, really fun. You gotta try it. It's not just a weird premise, it's actually clever how they made it work. It's like if Tony Hawk's Pro Skater had a baby with Streets of Rage, but the skateboard was a chicken and the skater was a zombie baby. And it's way funnier.
This game is like that. I started playing it expecting some dumb button masher, you know? Like, okay, I'm a zombie baby, I'm on a chicken, whatever. But then I got to the second stage, "Meme Alley," and there's these giant, like, sentient cat memes with laser eyes. And I'm trying to punch them, right? But my punches are tiny! And the chicken, Sahur, he's just kinda running around. I was so confused.
But then I accidentally hit the special move button, and Sahur did this crazy "Feather Flurry" spin kick, and it actually reflected the cat's laser eyes back at it! I was like, WHOA. That's when it clicked. This isn't just a beat 'em up where you mash. It's like, a puzzle game disguised as a beat 'em up, but with a chicken. Your chicken isn't just a ride, your chicken IS the weapon, and you're like the tiny brain on top.
The sound effects too! Every time Sahur does his special "Cluck Slam," it's this ridiculously deep "BOK-BOK-BOOOOM!" that makes me laugh every single time. And the way the little zombie baby, his name is Zippy btw, like, clings on for dear life when Sahur dashes, it's just so cute and funny. I don't usually like games where you have to think too much about combos, but this just feels so natural. Like, you're not just fighting, you're *jockeying*.
I ended up playing for like three hours straight without even realizing it. I looked at the clock and it was almost 2 AM. I even told my sister about it this morning, and she's not even into games like this. But it's just... fun. Really, really fun. You gotta try it. It's not just a weird premise, it's actually clever how they made it work. It's like if Tony Hawk's Pro Skater had a baby with Streets of Rage, but the skateboard was a chicken and the skater was a zombie baby. And it's way funnier.
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How to Play
Arrow keys move Z X C attack
Comments
This game is awesome! I love the graphics and gameplay.
One of the best games I've played recently. Highly recommended!